Sunslayer Ultra Heavy T (EIGHTY FIVE F**KING DOLLARS)
ULTRA HEAVYWEIGHT SUNSLAYER TEE — $85
Now, you’re probably thinking exactly what I’m thinking:
“$85 for a T-shirt? Are you out of your godd*mn mind?”
Yeah. Same.
You don’t need this shirt. No one needs a T-shirt this overbuilt. It’s 8oz of thick, organic cotton luxury — boxy, heavy as hell, costs me a ton to make, and somehow even more to ship. I can’t lower the price or I’d be paying you to take it. And I sure as hell wouldn’t pay $85 for a shirt either… but here we are.
So no — I don’t expect this to fly off the shelves. In fact, I kinda hope no one buys it.
But if you’re rich, reckless, or just have excellent taste in unnecessarily high-end gym/street gear — this is the crown jewel.
Specs:
• 8oz (240gsm) 100% GOTS Certified Organic Cotton
• Garment-dyed for unique color and character
• Pre-shrunk and washed for a soft, sueded hand feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tear-away tag
• Double-needle stitched neck rib
• Handmade in Peru
• Oeko-Tex 100 Certified (no toxic dyes, no formaldehyde)
Order a size up or hang dry if you don’t want it to shrink. Or don’t — it’s $85, you do what you want.
🛠️ these are pre-order only, we will not have inventory after this closes for a few months. pre-order closes May 9th, products will ship early June.
ULTRA HEAVYWEIGHT SUNSLAYER TEE — $85
Now, you’re probably thinking exactly what I’m thinking:
“$85 for a T-shirt? Are you out of your godd*mn mind?”
Yeah. Same.
You don’t need this shirt. No one needs a T-shirt this overbuilt. It’s 8oz of thick, organic cotton luxury — boxy, heavy as hell, costs me a ton to make, and somehow even more to ship. I can’t lower the price or I’d be paying you to take it. And I sure as hell wouldn’t pay $85 for a shirt either… but here we are.
So no — I don’t expect this to fly off the shelves. In fact, I kinda hope no one buys it.
But if you’re rich, reckless, or just have excellent taste in unnecessarily high-end gym/street gear — this is the crown jewel.
Specs:
• 8oz (240gsm) 100% GOTS Certified Organic Cotton
• Garment-dyed for unique color and character
• Pre-shrunk and washed for a soft, sueded hand feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tear-away tag
• Double-needle stitched neck rib
• Handmade in Peru
• Oeko-Tex 100 Certified (no toxic dyes, no formaldehyde)
Order a size up or hang dry if you don’t want it to shrink. Or don’t — it’s $85, you do what you want.
🛠️ these are pre-order only, we will not have inventory after this closes for a few months. pre-order closes May 9th, products will ship early June.
ULTRA HEAVYWEIGHT SUNSLAYER TEE — $85
Now, you’re probably thinking exactly what I’m thinking:
“$85 for a T-shirt? Are you out of your godd*mn mind?”
Yeah. Same.
You don’t need this shirt. No one needs a T-shirt this overbuilt. It’s 8oz of thick, organic cotton luxury — boxy, heavy as hell, costs me a ton to make, and somehow even more to ship. I can’t lower the price or I’d be paying you to take it. And I sure as hell wouldn’t pay $85 for a shirt either… but here we are.
So no — I don’t expect this to fly off the shelves. In fact, I kinda hope no one buys it.
But if you’re rich, reckless, or just have excellent taste in unnecessarily high-end gym/street gear — this is the crown jewel.
Specs:
• 8oz (240gsm) 100% GOTS Certified Organic Cotton
• Garment-dyed for unique color and character
• Pre-shrunk and washed for a soft, sueded hand feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tear-away tag
• Double-needle stitched neck rib
• Handmade in Peru
• Oeko-Tex 100 Certified (no toxic dyes, no formaldehyde)
Order a size up or hang dry if you don’t want it to shrink. Or don’t — it’s $85, you do what you want.
🛠️ these are pre-order only, we will not have inventory after this closes for a few months. pre-order closes May 9th, products will ship early June.